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Doctor’s visit: Conversation between doctor and a patient

A woman, known for too much talking, went to see her doctor for routine physical check-up. Below is their conversation:

Woman: Doctor, I have a big problem!

Doctor: Which problem?

 

Where did people come from? Child asks mom and dad. Response will crack your ribs

A child asked his father, "Where did people come from?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were apes, then we evolved to become like we are now." 

Panic inside Plane! Woman taking first ever flight opens emergency door thinking it’s toilet

Chinese travelers have been causing quite a commotion in the aviation world recently! 
A 50-year-old woman fed up with long line at the toilet inside Plane went looking for another toilet and ended up opening the cabin door, the emergency slide deployed! 

Why did chicken cross the road in Nigeria? 

With problems everywhere, many people have continued to ask this age old question about why the chicken crossed the road. Please buckle your seat belts and be ready for a good laugh as you go through various responses and comments in our latest update! Why did chicken cross the road in Nigeria??? 

Welcome to 21st century where everything is going for less

A century where:
*Our Phones are~ Wireless

*Women ~ Pantless
*Presidents ~ restless

*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Youths ~ Jobless *Leaders ~ Shameless. 

Jokes: Pastor added his pretty Church girl on Facebook yesterday. See what happened:

A controversial Pastor added his church girl(Blessing) on Facebook yesterday. The girl 'innocently accepted'. 

Two Minutes later Pastor's message came in: 

Pastor: How are you Ble, Ble?
Blessing: Am fine my pastor. Lol, 

Jokes: See how to cross over to the next street nowadays

Many things are going wrong in the world today. We live in fear every single day! Huh...
See how to cross over to the next street nowadays:

1) Before you leave your house, say your prayer...who knows, it may be your last...

2) As you walk, keep looking around repeatedly for cars and bikes that may knock you down.

3) Raise your eyes repeatedly up to the sky to watch out for any Plane falling down to crash on your head. 

4) Look down every second to avoid stepping on any bomb on the ground. 

Jokes: Shooting a movie! See what an actor did to me

I went to see a close friend of mine yesterday for an important discussion. We agreed to hold the meeting in one of the popular restaurants located 40 miles away from my house. I arrived at the place early and decided to take some snacks while waiting for my friend. 

I was almost finishing my drinks when a man, well-dressed walked in with a briefcase. Judging from his looks and medium-sized pot-belly, one can easily conclude that he's a politician. He barely sat down and ordered what he will eat when a pretty young lady ran to him crying profusely. 

Jokes: When a Gold digger is your girlfriend

A young man visited his friend (Mekus) and saw him crying loudly like a baby. Lol! Read on...

Obi: Mekus what happened, what, what...who died, who, who???
Mekus: Bro it's Amaka oh!!

Obi: Jeezoooooosu!!! Amaka is dead? Are kidding me, Amaka is dead??
Mekus: My brother, had it been she even died I won't cry. This girl has finished my life.. I can't live! 

 

 

 

 

 

Jokes: Dating exam questions for beginners

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

1. You have been dating a pretty girl for 2 years, she later dumped you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of your lifespan wasted? (20mks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love? (20mks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s, 

      
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